Friday, August 22, 2008

Journey To The West

Delhi. Believed by some to be one of the oldest existing cities in the world. Delhi is intense. The whole trip I've been psyching myself and Alex out about Delhi, going on and on about how dirty and confronting it is. Last trip to Delhi, with Yotam and Naomi, about four and a half years ago, didn't go so well. This time we sort of eased everyone into India. Starting at Shalin's family in Ahmedabad was key, then going on to Goa and Kerala. Finally, the big and grimy cities. Bangalore was the first big, dirty, Indian city we visited, and Alex looked at me with disbelief when I put on sandals to go outside, thinking shoes were the only rational, hygienic, option.

good morning delhi!

We arrive in Delhi at dawn, after traveling all night long on a cramped "sleeper" bus. The air pollution creates some pretty wicked looking sunrises here. Well, maybe you don't always get to see the sun, but the morning color patterns are pretty nice.

garbage truck

Delhi is dirty, but not as much as I remember. And what is this? An American looking garbage truck removing trash from the city! Holy shnikees!

alex in transit

Anyhow, here it is, one of the most intense Indian urban experiences, Paharganj, Delhi's main bazaar. No trip to India is complete without entering the belly of this organism, also the central backpacker hangout of Delhi.

Our first job is to find a place to stay. One always does need a place to stay.

alley

We've only scheduled two days and one night in Delhi, since we're not really intending to chill out here. Delhi also happens to be one of the best places in the world to shop, since there's so much great stuff, and it's so cheap. Everything from all over India is here. We haven't really bought anything during our travels, since we didn't want to lug it around with us so much. Now is the time to carpe the shopping diem.

What ensues is a kind of Nickelodeon inspired shopping game show. We have 20 hours of shopping craziness, rushing through Delhi's bazaars, dodging cows, poo, massive quantities of people, cars, auto rickshaws, and traffic, bargaining, carrying, trying on, and acquiring what we want within a very limited time frame. Ready, set, go!

kids on bike

Our first acquisition target is these children. Unfortunately, their commanding cuteness renders them totally out of our price range. We're not totally out of luck, as we discover that our guest house has an anime only channel, so we get our fix of cuteness from other sources. We watch a ton of this in the evening.

market madness

Note to future generations: better to come to Delhi not in the middle of the summer, as it's less hot, humid, and uncomfortable. Delhi is so much more pleasant this time around.

baked goods haircut

In fact, the warmness here is incredible. Delhi, all of a sudden, and Paharganj is one of the most charming, friendly, and warm places we've been on the entire trip. Alex and I get our obligatory shave and haircut jobs. This kid had a huge beard, but the barber was totally up to the task of shaving it off. I failed to get before photos, unfortunately.

clothing shop

This is where Delhi shops. An explosion of colors, people, and things.

food warez

Clothing, food, decorations, suits, shoes. Stuff. Lots of people and the lots of stuff that lots of people need.

street forever

A more low tech, crumbly, sort of cyberpunk.

suit time

We decide to have suits made. Our plane leaves in about 30 hours. Luckily, this man and his crack team of tailors is up to the job. We get measured, pick out a bunch of stuff, specify and design, and go out in search of a well deserved lunch.

her name was dosa

Her name was do-sa, ma-sa-la do-sa. We stop for dosas, one of the most important inventions of the past thousand years, along with gravity, youtube, and sliced bread. But dosas are so much better than sliced bread. We make a point of getting south Indian food, but especially dosas, in north India, since they're so ridiculously good. I resolve to marry a dosa, one day. Of course, I have to meet a lot of dosas to find the right one. Usually, after we meet, there isn't much room for the relationship to develop. Such is life.

Note my spiffy threads. The tailer gave me this cool safari shirt to wear while he borrowed one of the shirts I bought in India, in order to copy it for me. Of course, we are on safari, and I'm sure he was sensitive to this fact.

night view

In the evening, we head off to another market to acquire some India-modern Western style clothing. I think India will one day be the international fashion capital of the world. During my life time, I think.

The Delhi metro, which we take, is awesome. Aside, perhaps, from Japan, it is one of the nicest and most modern metros in the world.

metro

You buy little tokens to ride, that seem to be RFID, so you just swipe them to enter the system. It's interesting how people behave totally differently on the metro than on Indian trains and in the streets. People don't climb over the tracks, go in and out of windows, push and shove as much, or throw trash everywhere. Because, like, you don't have to. A lot of India's infrastructure, trains and cities, are a kind of Alice in Wonderland design exercise, exercises in absurd design, and how human behavior will stretch, bend, and adapt to maximize what is there. For example, it is more efficient to walk over the tracks in many train stations, and throw trash in the street, since there are no trash cans. In modern parts of Delhi it isn't unusual to find cross walks heading straight into walls that divide them from the sidewalk. No wonder people will climb over them, and so on.

The Delhi metro proves Bucky Fuller's point about design and human behavior. It's much easier to simply change people by changing the environment, than to change people's behavior directly. The metro doesn't encourage the behaviors we saw in India's train stations. It encourages a different set of human actions. And it's not that the metro excludes poor people or anything like that, it is quite cheap, though you do have to have a ticket to go inside, which is different from most train stations.

night time

Delhi also has some more modern and Western feeling shopping areas. Some shops, like Levis, have western sized prices attached to goods, which is quite shocking. We find more Kashmiri goods stuff here, still confusing and expensive, but some of the most lovely handicrafts ever made by human hands. I understand that Kashmir still makes items that were originally made at the height of the Persian empire.

kashmeri codes

The shopkeeper Alex and I get our Kashmiri goods from gives me this codex of weaving secrets. It's the machine code of a carpet, the symbols that the carpet designer specifies and the weavers interpret. Apparently they can also be sung, and so communicated, and synchronized across multiple weavers working on the same carpet. It's the human sing song of a computer's communications bus. The high speed chirping of bits and action that make things out of simpler elements.

i love you india!

I love India.

boy girls

Some folks who joined spaceship earth more recently than I did. The girls on the right are beggars.

lookin' sharp

On the next day, we return to the tailor's shop to fit our clothes. 24 hours after giving him our order, the clothes start trickling in, and we do some fine tuning.

Here is alex as a Calvin Klein model, his next logical career move. Throughout our shopping experience, the tailor keeps enthusiastically ranting about how he's going to make us into sexy, sexy, men. I give you maximum sexy! We need more sexy! He's a bit like Scotty on Star Trek, always amping up the power. One jacket he sells me includes, as part of it's pitch: feel how soft the material inside is, soft like the inside of a woman's bra, ba ba zoomba!

boxer alex jaime

Above, Alex trying on some stuff in his boxers, in plain sight of one of India's busiest bazaars. Wassup! Here is yours truly, modeling a shirt he has already purchased. I get it replicated, or an approximation thereof, twice, once with the colors inverted.

market madness

Paharganj never fails to stimulate.

check out

Here we are, checking out of our hotel after an exhausting 30 hour shopping spree, and multiple months in India.

Despite entering some kind of shady taxi arrangement with our hotel to get to the airport, checking in goes smoothly. I make it through security first, in time to spend my last rupees on dim sum. Chinese seems to be second favorite meal on the sub-continent. I wait inside for Alex, and he shows up in time for me to pass along the wisdom I have gained ordering from the dim sum stall, and we say goodbye to one another. See you on the other side!

transverse

I have a hangover in Amsterdam's airport, pictured above. Alex's is in Belgium.

exit stage left

Thanks for tuning in! This is the end of Phases Crossed. Perhaps next time you can follow us on our adventures to other planets, strange bodies that have yet to be discovered, marvelous deep space ice filled caves, the slimy insides of Jurassic dinosaurs, our time travelin', phase shiftin', cross liftin', and cross dressin' escapades, and all the new stories we will write about, when the time comes, and the world is ready.

sabine

In the mean time, I return to Berkeley, and slowly float back down to earth. Here is Sabine, chillaxin in my new Berkeley office. What's up!

.~= Fin =~'

Monday, August 18, 2008

Quantum Entanglement

hello, rivka

One fateful day, while I am learning to cook momos, or something, Alex meets an interesting woman from Israel named Rivka. They chat, and before you know it, we're all introduced, and planning a trek into the frozen Himalayan mountains together. This is just how things are around here. What follows is our story. A story involving Tintin, Ibex, beasts, flowers, mountains, snow, ice, fire, meteors, aliens, spaceships, icons, clouds, dubious motives, revenge, frustration, cotton, not cotton, and people. It's about people. People doing things.

Rivka proposes a particular trek, and claims that we don't need a guide. A self guided tour. It's all very persuasive. We'll all just go off on our own. Besides, Rivka has a map, and knows what she's doing. Briefly, I remember a story Na'amah, also an adventurous Israeli lady, told me about setting off on a trek in these very mountains without a guide or supplies, thinking she and her sister could just go from village to village. They hit some rain, got lost, and thought it was all coming to a rapid end for them. Some villagers saved their lives, and they lived to tell the tale. I think about Rivka's proposition for a moment -- are we about to put our lives in the hands of a crazy know it all Israeli trekker? -- and quickly agree that this sounds like a brilliant idea. Why not?

We learn, over time, that Rivka is a kind of action figure super hero who will no doubt one day have her own extensive line of tastefully appointed action figures. Over many days we learn that she is from a Moshav, has worked as a shepherd, cheese maker, milk maid, a butterfly researcher on Mt. Hermon, undertaken research expeditions to Iceland to study foxes, built wilderness trekking routes and staircases, moved inflatable tanks around the desert for the Israeli military, speaks Turkish, and works as a professional travel guide. I'm probably missing a few things, and not making anything up, on purpose, anyway. She's a life sized action hero with a huge heart. She even goes under multiple assumed identities: rivka, rebecca, and becky. Perhaps she works for the Mossad, or some other intelligence organization.

All adventures begin with planning and shopping. Except those that don't. Ours is the kind that does.

the goods

First, we need Tibetan cookies. We randomly meet a Tibetan woman who shares some with us, we make friends, and next thing we know, Rivka has come into a bag full of baked goods. Score!

dharmasala

We explore all of Dharamsala for supplies, like a tarp so we don't die on account of the weather, sleeping bags, food, and other instruments and supplies necessary to adventurers such as ourselves undertaking expeditions such as we will.

bricolage pioneer

In our search for fuel we meet this man. He appears to be some kind of highly specialized tinkerer and repair man. The optical device helps him see the future, which he is licensed to make changes to. I make a mental note to return to him in case I ever need such work done.

We face some important questions. What kind of cooking oil to bring with us? Olive oil is the natural choice for all of us, but it's so expensive. A five liter tank is 1600 Rs, imported from Italy via Delhi -- totally insane! I realize that Ghee, the choice cooking fat of this populous nation, is readily available in large quantity for cheap. I pitch oatmeal with ghee as a possible breakfast, and the item is purchased. Chocolate? Check. Tahini -- which no Israeli, apparently, can survive for more than three days without? Check. Rivka really wants to make Chapati on our trip so we don't have to carry as much bread, so we spend a while shopping around for an appropriate implement for heating them on. We finish acquiring, organizing, and packing a bunch of gear.

main()

And just like that, we're off. Our agenda is to hike one day up to a small, remote village, and spend the night in a family's village house. The next day we'll hike up to a frozen mountain lake, where we'll camp. We'll hike back and spend one more night on the trail before we return home.

brick alchemy 101

We pass through a handful of super tiny villages. Kids are especially excited to see us, and then ask us for money.

lunch bug

I make a new friend at lunch.

lunch time spot

In the midst of this dense foilage, and blogspot's web design, one can make out the faintest outlines of Alex enjoying a post lunch break.

shepherdess

We hike up really high, and meet some shepherdesses.

cross me

Then we hike down really low, and find a stream to cross. I do the bold and stupid thing and leap across multiple rocks with my pack on. Luckily now is not my moment to be punished with wetness for my poor judgement.

fjord?

We hike more.

chill up there, somewhere

We stop to think about what we're doing, eat chocolate, and rest up. Chocolate is one of the most important items in our inventory.

on our way rivka

Finally, we start to converge on the valley below the village we're heading to. We meet an old woman spinning yarn. Rivka tries to buy some, but it's not for sale.

yellow brick road follow follow

We find a yellow brick road, and decide it would be wise to follow it.

girl with goats

After the yellow brick road, we come to cute village populated by adorable children and animals. Oh, the cuteness.

farm house

We pass down and up another valley. We are close now.

das view

We go up and up.

the top

We conquer the final climb up the village. It's a vertical passage. At left, Alex is plotting something. At right, Chaim is plotting a photograph.

We are met by a boy, who invites us to stay at his family's place. We investigate.

enter kareri

Clearly, we've come to a very beautiful place. The village is about 10 houses sitting on a tiny terraced chip of mountain.

we're here

We arrive at the boy's house.

neighbors

The view across to the neighbors'.

paternals

We ask about money, and the boy consults with the father, who consults with the grandfather. We come to understand that we aren't being asked to stay for money, which we feel slightly akward about.

where are we?

Rivka consults on our precise coordinates. Next to her is Aman, the boy who invited us over.

old lady

Woman with a basket for gathering wood to burn.

hi mom

Hi, mom!

aman

Aman with a baby goat. This goat, aside from the evil looking eyes all goats have, is the cutest animal ever. It positively exudes enormous joy at simply being alive, hopping around, and trying to figure out what it's legs are for. It chases chickens around and hops hops hops just because it can, and in a most uncoordinated way.

sister cricket

We are invited to a cricket match. Little known fact, but Alex is a five time champion on the USA cricket team. Aman's sister, at left, in the process of catching a ball.

the edge

The village consists mostly of wheat and animals, it seems.

hello

There are lots of animals. Every nucleus and cell membrane of this enormous cow, many times larger than me, is totally and completely terrified of my presence. It's a weird feeling.

braiding

Rivka teaches the girls how to make bracelets. This is some kind of a storybook world. The view, the people -- everything vibrates with energy and beauty. We've come to the heart of something very special, but I'm not sure exactly what.

the peeps

The technology, skills, and lore of making bracelets spreads fast.

girls

We attract some more kids.

boo! th

The sister puts on Alex's hat and some funny faces. She is super playful and sweet.

milk

We are offered Chai. Why not? The baby goat's mother is put to use, generating goat's milk that hopefully tastes nothing like feta cheese.

chai

The milk does not. Alex happily consumes the milk in Chai form.

water!

Alex and I set off to find some water that is potable to our sensitive western stomachs. We hike up through the village to the house that is known as the one that westerners stay in. They have bottled water for sale.

room with a view

This is the village from above.

who goes there?

Hello, villager!

stairwell

We go upstairs for dinner. This is the staircase from above.

breakfast

Dinner is really interesting. We go upstairs, into the main part of the house. The lower story has two rooms, one for each son. We are staying in the older brother's room, which has a tv, bed -- all the trappings of a modern, western, wealthy teenager's room. Upstairs is where the rest of the family lives, and it is bare. It is a packed floor with nothing on it. Some empty rice sacks are set out for us to sit on.

cooking

The mother and daughter sit around the cooking area, and prepare and serve the food. When that's done, the father sits on one side of the fire, and the mother the other. Everyone eats off of Thali plates, and we, the guests are served first, along with the father. We eat first, and after we finish, then the sons are fed, and after that, everyone else. It feels like a quiet, important, ritual of some kind.

chapati

The mother is cooking chapati while we are eating, so that it comes out hot. The standard Indian generous and warm hospitality is in effect, and we are encouraged to eat and eat and eat. The father is quiet, solemn, even, his mind somewhere else, but the mood is unquestioningly hospitable.

I have the bottled water with me, and I immediately feel how completely and totally rude it is for us to have brought our own water and not share it in this context. Everyone knows that we can't drink their tap water and need our own, but it's totally obvious that it's wrong to have some private stash of food and not at least offer to share it. I offer some to the father, who thinks for a moment, and then processing some similar social rules, no doubt, takes a token amount into his glass.

They use their hands, but we are offered spoons to eat with, which we accept. Interestingly, the younger son, Aman, insists on using a spoon. His older brother, with the nice room we are staying in, uses his hands, and eats an incredible quantity of food. He's clearly doted upon.

At the end of the meal, we wash our hands over our Thali plates (they have high rims) with the stash of water that is stored upstairs. Our hands are washed both before and after the meal by the daughter, who pours water over our hands, over a drain/washing/sink area. It is like the ritual Jewish hand watching ritual with pouring vessels of water over hands. In this case, it actually feels like the most necessary and sanitary hand washing option. The water is precious, not just because the daughter is pouring the water over our hands until we are done, but because we know that all the water up here is manually carried upstairs into the house, from a well about 100 meters away. We would consume less water in the western world if we had to carry it upstairs, wouldn't we? It flows so easily that it doesn't feel as precious as it is.

hi

We talk about whether or not we should be paying for this, and how odd it is that they wanted no money. In the morning we are invited to breakfast, which we planned on skipping out on so that we could make more progress on our trek. Cooking and eating is a real operation, after all. We debate, and decide we might as well -- it feels rude to turn them down. We talk about maybe giving them a gift when we return, somehow. We don't want to offend them by giving them money as a gift, but a present, that's ok, right? We think about it. We'll be back on the return route.

The kids love my cell phone. The daughter asks if she can make a call. Aman wants to play games on the phone. He likes Snake. It reminds me of my fascination with computers when I was younger. Maybe kids don't want laptops, like the One Laptop Per Child effort -- kids want cells phones. One Cell Phone Per Child. OCPPC.

As we set off in the morning, there's this confusing discussion with the big brother. He wants to come with us, but he can't make it in time. So maybe he'll meet as at the lake site in the evening, which seems unlikely to us. His younger brother really wants to come with us. We're a bit hesitant about taking Aman with us. We planned our food and supplies carefully. What will keep him warm? He says he'll bring a blanket and food. These things are discussed, and Aman is coming with us, it seems. Ok, then.

going up?

Where are we going? This is hard!

into the woods

We go through a wood. We are seeking water, clean water that isn't downstream of people doing laundry or something. A spring. Rivka thinks she's communicated this requirement to Aman, and he fill up along the way. We can always boil water when we camp, but we need something to drink now, and boiling is a pain.

bridge to somewhere

We pass some bridges today and yesterday. Rivka really wants to cross some bridges, but none go where we want. We saw a bunch yesterday, and some today, but I don't think we have to cross any of them. Bummer. Maybe she'll get her wish at some point.

resting

Break time! Taking breaks to eat and enjoy the sun is an important part of trekking. Note the container of Ghee at Rivka's right foot. Mmm... Ghee.

alex nap aw yeah

More resting.

sup?

Our companion, Aman.

midpoint

On the way up we start to pass these shepherd huts that are totally unused right now, since winter is just ending here, and it's still cold and hard to get up here. We're tired, and would like to stay here, but we've got to get to the lake!

nof gadol

This picture is too big, too grand, too expansive to put in such a small place as a web site. Try printing it out and taping it to your forehead, facing in to your eyes. Low tech VR.

small wonder

Small wonders abound, too.

extreme nof

But let's not forget about the big ones.

getting snowy

Right as our energy levels are dropping, the trek starts to get a bit more hard core. If you look closely, you can see a staircase in front of Rivka and Aman (the small figures in the photo). That staircase is what we would be climbing if we here at a more reasonable time of year. Pff. That would be too easy. Our staircase is mostly covered in snow. The snow covers the river and the sides of its banks. The snow can get deep, and is slippery. There's an icy river that is covered over in snow that we are forced to cross multiple times. Sometimes just on the snow. If we fall through, it's the end. Luckily we have Aman, who seems to know what he's doing, and picks out routes for us along with Rivka.

crossing

That is a picture of a cold and tired man, whose enthusiasm is only slightly waning. Note that he is crossing an icy river in the Himalayas, in India. He may or may not have done something silly and gotten one of his pant legs really cold and wet. These pants are mostly cotton, unfortunately.

here?

Are we there yet? We might be cresting the last turn. That brilliantly colored mountain behind Rivka and Alex is lit by the sun setting on the lake valley we'll be camping in. It's going down through a mountain pass on the left side of the picture.

das lake

Here is a photograph of the frozen lake, taken in our helicopter, which is very handy in epic visual moments such as these.

look

A small complex of stone huts and shiva temple overlook the lake. In warmer times, shepherds bring their flocks up here. Now, it's just us.

the sun is a mass of incandescent gas

Rivka and I check out the view. It's cold up here, and everyone is oh so very tired, and oh so happy that we've gotten to our spot for the night.

our digs

Our digs. A series of rooms. Our room is the one in the left side of the photo. That's where we're staying. We're the only people at this fancy hotel. Surprise! We never figured out the number for room service.

no comment

Aman, waving to one of our professional camera men from within the shade of our room.

cooking

Here is three out of four of our Fantastic Four, making dinner in our cozy shepherd's hut. The setting sun is doing things. Things with light and magic.

Our room is 1/2 fire pit, and 1/2 wooden floor boards. We rig up the tarp to block the wind from the breezy door, to help with the freezing to death thing. Logistically, we're at an interesting spot, as Aman doesn't have a sleeping bag (just a blanket). We do, it turns out, have enough food to share with him without dipping into his stash. The amount of warmth and space available is a different matter. Space and warmth are often inversely proportional, however.

We explore some layout possibilities, and settle on an alternating head/feet configuration. We all go to bed, but it's so cold that nobody is really sleeping. Some time, Aman sits up, and says to me: "Baya, baya!" I sit up, and he shakes my hand: "good morning! good morning!" It is not at all morning, but wouldn't that be nice? I tiredly convince him to let us both go back to sleep, or try to do it. At some point in the night, Aman wakes up Alex, and with body language only, asks to share his sleeping bag, rendering them both much warmer.

At breakfast, I construct a smashingly well formed proof about how oatmeal + ghee > plain oatmeal. Careful experiments performed by all of us verify this to be empirically true, as well.

rivka and aman

Our plan is to stay here again, for another night, before heading back. In the morning, before we set out to explore the lake, Aman asks if we're going to hike to Jammu Got, and camp there, a cool playground like place that's on the way back. It was such a hard hike on the way up, we decide that today should be a well deserved chill out day. And so we do. Here is Rivka and Aman posing on a ledge at the lip of the lake.

overlook rivka and aman looking on and on

What a great spot!

3 silver surfers

One of our winning photos from the 2008 Team America India snowsuit calendar.

chillaxin

As we circle the lake, we take a break and enjoy the view and sunlight.

slide it

Above, Aman does a trial run of our newest invention...

slip n slide

The world's largest snow slide. Rivka and Aman do the test run, and Alex and I quickly follow in their bold foot steps. Or is that foot slides?



No Abominable Snowman is to be found.

the lake

This is the view across the lake, towards where we hiked up into it, and where we are camped.

I realize, about now, that we are about to undergo a long trek back to the US of A from this place. A chilled himalayan sheperd's hut that sits beside a frozen lake, all the way back to Berkeley. This is the remotest place we'll get on this trip, a gap which represents a substantial quantity of space, time, and psychological energy.

At this point, our adventure takes a slightly crazy and dangerous turn. The clouds darken, and it starts to snow. Aman, who knows this place better than any of us, looks a bit nervous. We talk about it, and decide it's ok, and continue our trek around the lake.

rox

Some rocks. We return to our camp, and the snow doesn't stop falling. Aman starts to make dramatic hand gestures, indicating in pantomime that we could easily awaken in waist high snow, which, when we picture it in our heads, sounds a bit hard to trek back down in. How much would it hurt to camp out here an additional night, if we had to? We discuss and dither some more, as the snowfall does a low frequency amplitude modulation, which creates both false hope and fear. Finally, we decide that it would be best to have a snack, and pull up camp, and trek down. It is still unclear to me whether this was a wise decision or not, but reality is an uncertain thing, and we just have to place our bets where we think we're likely to win.

alex hangin' on

It turns out that trekking down a mountain with no real path, while it is snowing, raining, dark, slippery, and cold isn't very easy or safe, but it is scary and exciting. Note the rain, snow, and hard working Alex trying to keep a firm footing on spaceship earth, which is doing its best to toss all of us into the cold of deep space. We slowly hike down for hours and hours, carefully picking our way across all kinds of challenging obstacles.

At a certain point it starts to thunder and lightning, and things get a bit crazy, Hebrew bible sorts of craziness and natural phenomena, except with more snow. It gets hard to see, on account of all the snow and water in the air. Alex just lets his bag slide down to where he's heading, since staying on the mountainside is hard enough. I lose the group, and wander around in the cold and rain, hanging onto tiny high altitude plants for balance. This is in order to prevent myself from tumbling down a slippery mountain into a snow covered icy river, which seems, as far as fates go, to not be entirely out of the question at this time. I manage to overshoot the group, lose a water bottle, but find everyone huddling for cover under a big rock. I'm wet and shaken, and so is everyone else.

doorway to india

We decide to make camp in one of the shepherd huts we passed on the way up.

Rivka has, since the inception of our trip, plotted to cook chapati, or die trying. We settle in, and she starts into making Indian flatbreads, while we all try to get us and our things dry and warm. I work on the rest of dinner, whose star ingredient will be okra, and chop up a bunch of garlic for Rivka to put in the chapati. Toss in a bunch of ghee, and you have a recipe for success. Rivka goes into a Chapati making trance for a long time. The chapati turn out to be impossibly good. Even Aman thinks so, too. That's what ghee and garlic go for you. Vitamin G squared. Yeah.

At some point during all of this, Aman, who slept less than anyone last night, crawls into Rivka's empty sleeping bag and goes into an uninterruptible slumber. This creates a new mathematical problem of surface area, heat, sleeping bags, and bodies. It is decided that Alex and Rivka will combine Aman's blanket and sleeping bag and try to stay warm through a surface area minimization operation, while I will get the remaining sleeping bag, which I end up curling around Alex's contour for extra warmth. It's really cold up here.

dishes

Yours truly, in the morning, doing the dishes in a stream that conveniently runs by our new mountain home. We pull up camp and head back towards civilization, by way of the mountain pass Aman wanted us to go to all along.

the view

Here is Alex, standing at the intersection of multiple worlds, a saddle point of possibilities.

hey yo

We pass a troop of monkeys, which efficiently and silently move up the mountain, out of harm's way. All photographs were confiscated by the border police.

rivka

Rivka, above, reminding us of a Monet, below.



Today's weather is a bit nicer than yesterday's.

down forever

The mountain side takes on an additional fairy tale like aspect on our way down. Small yellow butterflies are everywhere, soaking up the sunlight and high altitude. It's some kind of weird fantasy land.



At points along this trip, Rivka sings and translates various Hebew poems and songs for us. My contribution is the children's song Parpar Nechmad, (Nice Butterfly). Come to me, nice butterfly, sit in the cup of my hand. Something like that.

got got? what?

Aman was right, this is a great spot.

jump

Learning how to fly. All this talk of butterflies, mountains, flapping, and fluttering makes us a bit crazy.

do it

Lessons from a pro.

over the top

We pass a few young Indian hiking groups on our way down. Yeah, 'sup.

downtown

Eventually, we reach Aman's village where we started the day before. We're invited in for another meal. The father comes in, and I ask him in Hindi how he's doing, and he gestures to his legs, indicating that being the milkman -- carrying milk over the mountains every day -- is really hard on him.

We prepare our gift for Aman, an expensive headlamp and some chocolate, when his older brother, who we found kind of sketchy and charming earlier, asks us for payment for all services rendered. Guide, housing, food. It's weird, since we didn't even want Aman to come with us, and thought we were taking care of him in many ways. We are quite surprised by this, given our conversation earlier. We eventually decide to just give Aman our present, and forget about the brother. The father doesn't really care, and Aman is simply sad to see us go. It all makes a bit more sense, now, the older brother with his very modern western style room with bed and tv, and the family living in a very traditional, less wealthy way, in the same house, and it all clicks together for us. We're all quite shaken by the whole experience. Giving Aman the headlamp feels good, I feel lightened by leaving something I care about behind, like I'm floating off of planet earth ever so slightly.

This entire experience with the family is sort of essentially Indian for us. One of the reasons people love to travel in India, I think, is how confronting it is, upon all your senses and sensibilities. Of any place in the world, India has the highest highs and lowest lows, the most intense positive and negative experiences you'll find anywhere. The wonder of eating with a family and then having the older son try to squeeze our wallets and hearts on the way out. The majesty of the Taj Mahal, and the oppression of the heat, touts, and flies that surround it. The good and bad come one after another, sometimes at the same time, and that's one of the basic elements of experience here. A world of stuff held together by strongly paired negative and positive particles. We leave the village, and head down towards a road where we'll find a bus back to McLeod Ganj.

the mill race

On the way back, we pass a flour mill we saw on the way up. You've got to click through and see this photo full size to appreciate it. It's the water feed to the race mill. Water is channeled through this track, where it is channeled to do useful labor, like turn the flour mill pictured below.

das mill

Hi-tech. One of the most important inventions ever.

mill feed

The water exiting the mill, and heading down into another building

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Some people making bricks. We head down the mountain path, away from the village. At one point, the entire path is blocked by a huge flock of sheep. We make our way through, chasing them up and down the slope.

I think about giving gifts -- what does it mean? Why do I feel so light after having given Aman those presents? Levity is the word that comes to mind. Playfulness and nonsense is one way to reach the feeling of levity, but letting go, giving up/away something you care about, works, too.

bridge back

Rivka finally gets her bridge wish. We have to cross this bridge to get across a river. It's twisted up, layered, just barely maintained, and looks as if it's about to slide into the river at any moment. Logs are thrown onto the sheet metal floor to prevent them from sliding off. In other places, poured concrete holds bits of the bridge down. It's a hack on top of a hack, carefully balanced on some shoddy patchwork job, all built inside of an accident. You can see where parts of the bridge snapped, and lie hanging. Newer sections of bridge were simply built on top of them. It looks like a death trap. But it works.

The bridge is a wonderful metaphor for India. All the layering, collapsing, and texture -- It's a wonder that it works at all. India feels like a swirling mass of chaos to me. Overused infrastructure, a billion people doing whatever they want, it seems. Nonsense city intersections that seem to threaten everyone's life. A wonder that the country works at all, a working wonder. A miracle. Beautiful, elegant and idiotic, all at once. This bridge is as scary as it looks, and we cross it one by one, executing some kind of Indiana Jones like adventure script in our heads. Just as Rivka is crossing, a bunch of locals come across as a big group, and nonchalantly cross the bridge. Wait! Don't you know you could get us all killed!




All Simultaneous Possible Worlds Smashing Together

We've taken to saying possible. It's possible. Yecholiot.

Indians are fond of the word "possible." Possible. It's such a great word. It reserves judgement, difficulty, cost, and simply holds out the existence of a possibility. Yes, we could do that. How, feelings, and opinions, are unspecified, left for later. And this doesn't seem to be just a quirk of language translation. Shalin says it makes him crazy how people often leave out their personal opinions. You never know what somebody is thinking. It's a little Japanese. The opposite of cho-to, one of my favorite Japanese words, which means: "a little", or "no." And the Indian head waggle. The side to side one that means yes, no, maybe -- all at the same time. All possible meanings. A little shake could mean everything from complete agreement to reluctant acknowledgement that you said something. It's a gestural possible. But these are very powerful conversational tools. Saying possible, or a little head shake, gives people the affirmation they crave. The acknowledgement that you heard them, understand what they said, and are listening, is probably the most important part of a conversation. I heard you, I understand. Agreement is something separate.

But this trail of open possibilities is more than just polite dithering. Possibilities abound, explode. Anything is possible, in India, and everybody knows it... India is all possible worlds, people, smashed together in some kind of giant particle accelerator. All landscapes are here, mountain villages, city slums, beaches, deserts, castles, ancient civilizations, long abandoned, and some still inhabited. All technologies, ancient and modern, religions, experiences, foods, levels of wealth, and people coexist, smashed into one tiny subcontinent, side by side, on top of and inside of one another. A country that grows smaller every day as the population grows, and technology shrinks all distances. The experience of traveling here is driven by the energy released by these overlapping possible states. That's the magic. Quiet amidst chaos, and chaos inside of quiet. All these things interfacing with one another.

Contradictions abound. All the good and all the bad we experience come in one big ball, a tightly wound up package of feelings and energy. It's harder to avoid or ignore certain aspects of life here, as we can at home, where we choose to put or only see things which hurt in certain places, hidden, packed away. At home, sick people live in hospitals, old people in nursing homes, and poverty just barely leaks into our world as beggars in the street. We don't know how our clothing is made, or how magical this process is, and who does it. Here, we see, feel, and touch everything, all possible states of affairs at once. All the layers of abstraction and scaffolding that make up our daily modern lives are peeled back, here, revealing multiple simultaneous states, the underlying structure of what makes a community live and a civilization tick. We see how our food is made, how the people who grow it live, and we watch them make the chapati we will eat. Their children selling us things. Adolescents make us breakfast, or, dressed in rags, beg for coins in the street. Internet cafes operate adjacent to newspaper fueled cooking fires.

As a travel experience, India is filled with the most spectacularly awesome and bitter moments you'll find anywhere in the world. Big hearted Indian hospitality one moment, and confrontation the next. Tiny, warm, intimacies hiding next to scenes of desperation. All simultaneous possible worlds, all potential Indias, people, and potentialities exist here, at once.


waiting for our ride

We sit and rest on the curb of a dusty mountain road, waiting for the bus back to McLeod Ganj. We check back into our guest house, tired and dirty. That night we finally meet Bhola, the mysterious owner of Bhola's guest house. It's a very Japanese feeling meeting, all of us bowing and thanking one another, over and over again. It turns out Bhola bought a taxi, and doesn't hang around his guest house anymore. Uri says he used to sit around Bhola house and drink chai with the guests all day, chatting.

cafe peeps

The next day we duck into Moon cafe for breakfast. Inside this tiny closet of a cafe are two handsome people finishing breakfast. We squeeze in next to them.

alex and book my kitchen

Above, Alex having breakfast, and the cafe proprietor draws in Alex's sketchbook. Something like that. You figure it out.

cafe

In the entangled logic of McLeod Ganj, we meet one of the German girls we met on the train platform in Jodhpur. We chat for a bit. Then, I happen to be looking out the narrow doorway and see a familiar head fly by.

becky

I jump outside and greet Becky, whom we last saw in Rajasthan. How random. Or not.

herro

Here we are, buried underneath a mountain of Kashmiri carpets. An important part of choosing a carpet is making sure that photos of you and your friends look good in front of it. I spend way too much time shopping for some nice carpets, then can't get a shop to give me a price I want, and walk out. There are so many carpets, that choosing one is a serious time investment. And then, the shopkeepers have you. How can you walk out, the key to getting a good price, if you've already invested? It's a problem.

We go with Rivka to Chabad for Shabbat, on our last night in never-never land. No pictures, we learned our lesson last time, thank you very much.

last suppa

Goodbye! Becky, Chaim, Alex, Rivka, and her boyfriend Uri, returned from meditating on a mountain. We exchange goodbyes, gifts, and wishes.

road out

We make our way to our Earthbound bus, destination Delhi.

my bike!

A traveller ties his bike down to the roof.

on my way

Be sure to tune into our upcoming last and final installment of Phases Crossed. Will our adventurers make it out of India alive, or become part of a human trafficking operation gone horribly awry? All will be revealed in good time.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Never-Never Land

what if?

We set off to our final destination, the Himalayas. Himachal Pradesh is the state, and McLeod Ganj is our destination. It's near Dharmasala, which is where the Dali Lami and many Tibetans hang out. Dharmasala is the capital in exile of Tibet. Isn't the Wikipedia cool? You learn all kinds of interesting things. The Dali Lami's full name is actually Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso. How do you like that?

There is, of course, a bit of space in between us and Dharmasala. We're two states away, in Rajasthan. And we have 10 days left, in our trip, or so, before giant steel birds swoop onto Delhi and fly with us back to California.

How far is Dharmasala from Jaipur, where our camel trek ended? How far do we have to go? Far. It's almost two full days of travel. Whatever! We're hard core. First, we travel by bus from Jaipur back to Jodhpur, which takes up almost a day with travel. Again we meet everyone, and I find people can be disarmingly sweet, warm, direct and open. I talk to a young Indian muslim guy, who I found to be incredibly open hearted. We are all brothers, he tells me. We talk about all kinds of things.

We arrive back in Jodhpur, in the evening, and have a few hours to kill before we board our 24+ hour train from Jodhpur to Patankot, from which we'll take a bus to McLeod Ganj. We decide to go out to a posh Indian restaurant. People often ask me if the Indian food in India is better than in the United States. This is an interesting question. If you eat at someone's home, or have homemade food in India, it's going to be, almost always, better than any Indian food you can find anywhere else, in India or in the US. I confirmed for Shalin, after traveling around India, for example, that his family has the best chai in the world. It just doesn't get better. The truth about restaurants, though, is that there's a huge range in food quality, and the best Indian places I'm familiar with (Vik's and Udupi in Berkeley) are pretty much near the top of the food scale anywhere we've been. It is possible to find higher quality food in India. I've had dosas, idli, and other items whose quality was so high, that I will be lucky to have such a thing again in my life. But it's really easy to find a lot of worse food. On this train we're about to board we have cold daal and chapati to prevent starvation. And, of course, the main thing we are missing in the US is the incredible variety of cuisines one finds in India. Kerala's food was quite different, and impressed us with its awesome coconut flavors. The diversity is more than just geographic. If you go to the street, where one is more likely to get sick, there's an incredible variety of non-fancy foods that are pretty unbeatable. And then there are the wacky fusion foods, the Indian-ified version of Chinese food. North America has its version of Chinese food. The Indians' version of Chinese food is pretty awesome. And pretty spicy. Imagine, Schechuan Kofta. While some of the best food I've had is cheapest, one's odds can improve, at times, by throwing a lot of money at the problem in a posh place.

So, back to our epic journey. The train is, naturally, super late and we board late at night. We meet, on the platform, some nice German college students on their way to McLeod Ganj. On this 24+ hour train ride, a wide cast of characters is met. I drink with a bunch of Indian MBA students on some kind of trip. We hang out with a super intelligent and gentle army officer, who borrows Difficult Conversations from Alex, reads it for quite a while, and exclaims what we already know, that it's an incredible book. We become friends with Hannah, the German backpacker on her way to McLeod Ganj. Ladies try to sell us socks. We pass through Punjab, which is gold and sunny.

you and me

Finally, we arrive in Patankot, where Hannah is reunited with her Nepalese boyfriend, Rohan, whom she met on her last trip to McLeod Ganj. It's become night again, and since we're so late, our 3 hour bus ride to Dharmasala might not be so convenient, and nobody wants to stay here. We eat a real meal, finally, and make our way to the bus station. Luckily we have Hannah, whose done this before, and Rohan, who speaks the language, to tag a long with. Of course, the buses we want have left already. So, we buy tickets for a bus in a few hours, and cool our heals. When the bus comes, we board, only to find that everyone else has assigned seats and we don't. I return to the counter and ask the seller/conductor what's going on. He looks down at a scrap of paper, which I recognize as a seating chart with all the seats taken, and back up at me. We both realize he's made a mistake. Sorry, he says. He gets on the bus and starts making some changes. Eventually, we all end up with some kind of seats, albeit bad ones. I don't know if there are good seats. Rohan, Hannah, and I end up squeezed in to the back row with four other people. Sitting not quite in my lap, on my right, is a well dressed middle aged Indian man who is totally plastered. He smells like so much booze, and doesn't look totally OK. I feel a little like a guy trapped in a small room with no exit, a raging bonfire beside me. If this man can't keep everything done properly, then things won't be pretty. And it's a 3 hour bumpy, Himalaya mountain climbing bus ride on Indian mountain roads. Awesome. In front of us are a metric ton more people with all kinds of luggage. We are absolutely crushed. In front of us is a plump Indian woman who really wants a seat. Eventually, she negotiates and gains a small purchase on the seat (with 6 people on it already), and somehow manages to squeeze in with us. A good time is had by all, except Rohan, who now also looks sick. He wants to climb onto the bus, to ride on the roof, where he thinks he'll be less car sick. Lots of people were up there earlier. The conductor tells him it's a bad idea, since we'll be going under lots of hard to see low hanging power lines. I keep asking the drunk man "Ti-ke?," (ok?) and he keeps tellling me not to worry about it. I love how everyone is so good natured and kind despite the discomfort. It is how it is.

Shalin calls the Himalayas, where we're going, the rooftop of the world. We go up and up, towards what must be heaven's floor. Knock knock knocking. Finally, we arrive in our last stop, at around midnight, and hire a car to take us up the mountain to McLeod Ganj. Rohan calls his friends from my cell phone and finds us food to eat and a place to stay. It's slightly after midnight.

We have spaghetti plates at Carpe Diem, which is one of the best restaurants I've ever eaten at. The spaghetti is unbelievable. They make the pasta, sauces, everything from scratch on the premises. Olive oil is imported from out of India. And the food is unbelievable. The restaurant is manned by a bunch of teenage and twenty something Nepalese guys. It's late, the place is closing, and everyone is just hanging out, watching tv, drinking, eating, and cleaning up. It has a kind of permanent, relaxed, college student party vibe. I feel like we've wandered into Never-Never Land, a fairy tale place where boys don't ever have to grow up.

carpe diem kitchen

The next day we return to Carpe Diem for breakfast. We return there often. The food and folks are really good. Above, a peek into the kitchen. There's a pizza oven on the roof. They do awesome breakfasts, Thai food, and Indian food. All kinds of food. Muesli is made on the premises.

protest

From the restaurant rooftop, which is the proper place to have breakfast, we hear the sounds of chanting and protest from below. People explain that all the Tibetan shops are closed, on strike, and the Tibetans are protesting China's treatment of Tibetans in Tibet. This means no momo for you or me. The sound of the protest is very interesting. Huge parts of the march are monks, all dressed in saffron robes. They have a sing song chant that sounds quite nice. As you listen, and the people pass by, the pitch and timbre of the song transforms into something more ephemeral, but equally strong, and one realizes it is now a bunch of nuns, similarly dressed, also with shaved heads, singing in higher, feminine voices. And there are many ordinary Tibetans and people protesting, too, as you can see above.

There are many Nepalese people here, working, running shops, and so on. On the whole, they are some of the sweetest, and most gentle people we've met on the trip. It's quite easy to tell the Indians, Tibetans, foreigners, and Nepalese apart, and this gives McLeod Ganj an interesting feeling. A feeling of embedding, of people who are simultanously out of place, in different worlds, and worlds within worlds, but in exactly the right place. This is India, and yet somehow the Indians feel as if they are in the minority, guests of some other place. It's a bit unclear.

We take a tour around our new hood. It's kind of a rambling, built up touristy sort of place in the middle of some marvelous scenery. The built up of it all was surprising, and not surprising.

tibet area

We walk around, and converge on some Tibetan temples and protests.

free tibet man

Free Tibet Man. Possibly the world's first Tibetan superhero. I'm not an expert, so I can't say for sure.

chain hunger strike

Monks participate in a chain hunger strike.

tibet stones

Near the monastery, an array of carved, painted stones.

tibetan temple

Back in the center of McLeod Ganj is a lovely Tibetan temple.

season

Tibetans are into prayer wheels. Prayers are inscribed on the wheels, and their rotation is somehow isomorphic to saying the prayer. I love the idea of mechanical religious devices. Technology used to assist and amplify prayers and blessings. Rationality and mysticism belief wrapped up into one tidy package. The wikipedia lists water, electric, wind, and heat powered prayer heels. The wikipedia claims that animated gif prayer wheels, also apparently count, but they don't have a citation for it.

turn turn

Inside the temple, a woman turns a really big prayer wheel.

mcleod road

McLeod is a bit of a tourist zoo. Not quite the mountain wonderland you might have had in mind. But nothing in India ever matches expectations. Many shops have loads of Kashmeri stuff. Why is this? The Kashmeris seem to have some of the most impressive handicrafts in the world. One explanation for this is that they still practice crafts from the height of the Persian empire. In the top left of the picture above you can see a Tibet flag. Some people have Tibet '08 olympic exercise sweat suits, not pictured.

mcleod ganj by day

This photo and the next are not mine. You can see how built up this place is, and this photo is of a pretty neat looking part of the city and mountain. Architectural chaos.

mcleod ganj by night

At night, I think McLeod is much more beautiful. You don't see the harsh city on mountain contrast. Instead, many candle lights seem to tumble down the landscape, an organic cascade of city lights. It is as if the city is one single complicated, rambling building which traces out the contours of the mountain. Something like howl's moving castle. I've never seen anything like it. It's hard to get this feeling from the photo, though. You just have to go there, I guess.

tea shop

We set out for Bhagsu, a nearby village. We've been tipped off to the presence of a cool guest house there. Also, there's a hike to a waterfall we want to do. On the path to Bhagsu, a typical tea shop, one of many in the area.

mcleod ganj

The path winds along the mountain, giving nice views of the area.

mcclod ganj from bhagsu road

These are some of the Tibetan prayer flags, perhaps the wind powered cousins of the prayer wheels.

road to bhagsu

Finally, we arrive in the village of Bhagsu.

ruff?!

One of the many terrifying animals we meet, tame, and live to tell about. This wild monster had been terrifying the local population until we got the situation under control.

near bhola house

Bhagsu seems to be a bit more our speed. Certain parts of it still feel very village like, and a bit more serene than McLeod. One also wonders... is this still India? It feels so different than what we've seen in the rest of the trip.

This is definitely the kind of place you can spend serious time in. I think my next trip to India will focus on the north and Nepal. There's still so much to see. Tourists live here for extended periods of time. Really good food abounds, and international food, and goods like Toblerone are easy to come by. One of the best parts about backpacking is meeting other travellers, the rest of the international middle class. Folks from Trinidad with awesome accents, people from england, Israel, Europe, and from a relatively broad range of backgrounds. There are so many stories to hear.

bhola hood see ya

One of the neighbors of Bhola guest house. We were told it was located by the Chabad house, but it seems the Chabadniks have moved to Dharmakot, another nearby village.

bhola house

One of a handful of handmade signs around Bhola house. This one says, "The Jewish heart / close close... Bhola :)"

bhola me oh my

This is the view down the front of the house. We decide to move here the next day. Today we are hiking to Bhagsu's waterfall. Certain risks must be taken.


falls hike waterfall

There it is, the falls from below. Some people might think we are foolish for attempting such a simple day hike, but we are nothing but. We are seriously committed to our adventuring and playfulness.

oh yeah

Here is some photographic documentation of our fair travelers, sitting in some kind of niche on the path.

view from falls

The view of the setting sun from the top is really nice.

alex

Here is Alex, perched on some rocks.

back

We walk back along the cobble stone path back to Bhagsu, and Alex shows off his incredible muscles, whose exact size are hard to discern at this distance, in this light.

hi

On the road back from Bhagsu to McLeod we sit and chat with a monk. It's cold, but we all hang out, as it's really interesting, and the sunset is nice. If I remember right, he's originally from Inner Mongolia, and now lives in South India, in Mangalore (I think), where there are Buddhist monasteries and a big Tibetan Buddhist community. He's visiting McLeod Ganj to study Buddhism in one of the monasteries/schools here. What I remember best about him, though, was how playful and friendly he was.

bhola time

The next day Alex and I move to Bhola House in Bhagsu. Bhola house is tended by a mother, who doesn't seem to speak English, and three incredibly sweet sisters. Samu, Phuja, and Joti.

youngest sister

Here is Joti, the youngest, working on her high school chemistry.

alex in bhola

Alex chills out on the upstairs balcony, right outside our room. It's a simple guest house (outside bathroom -- brr!), but it's so peaceful and warm. It also feels like something is missing, like one gear is out of place. And who is Bhola? Strangely, we're the only ones there, since it's early in the season. They ask if we're Israeli, since most of their guests usually are. When we sign into the guest book, we see we're the first people to stay this season, and indeed, most past guests are from Israel.

Shalom la Malkah

Bhagsu has more Israelis than McLeod Ganj, it seems. We eat at a popular Israeli guest house in Bhagsu called Sky Pie. They have Hello to the Queen on the menu, also known as Shalom la Malkah on many menus. This is a life changing food, and a turning point in my trip. I first encountered this mythical dessert in Hampi, when some French ladies were eating some, and shared a bite with me. That bite altered my brain chemistry in some kind of a
fundamental way. The next day, my last night in Hampi, I ordered the dessert, which cost more than my meal, since I wanted a bit more if it. I was totally full, but wanted just a few spoonfuls, since even that was worth it. There was, of course, nobody around to share it with. The French women had moved on. Normally, I'm very good at controlling how much I eat, since the discomfort of being too full really bothers me. When food, however, reaches a certain quality threshold, I am tipped, and my appetite knows no bounds. Despite stopping multiple times, and realizing I shouldn't eat more, my cybernetic food consumption governing circuits were overloaded, evidently fried the night before, and I finished the whole thing. And I've never been happier. I am a changed man. Where have you been all my life?

So, Alex and Yotam arrive in Goa, and I try to tell them about this magical food. I extol its virtues to them, wave my arms, but words are not enough. We find a place in Goa with the item, but it is nothing but a pale approximation, prepared incorrectly, an insult to the very idea of hellos, queens, and hellos to the queens. Research indicates that the dessert travels mostly where Israeli backpackers travel, and it isn't an Israeli dish, but rather some kind of munchie satisfying fusion cuisine. Finally we find it on the menu, here, after months of searching, and Alex begins to understand.

What, exactly, is in a Hello to the Queen? You take Parle-G cookies, and crumble them into a crust at the bottom of a big bowl. The bowl must be large. Then, you add a serious quantity of vanilla ice cream, and embed some banana chunks inside. Finally, you bury the whole confection in a molten lake of chocolate fudge. Money back guarantee.

But we are here for than just food. We are here to hike, to go where we have not gone before. To Triund, for example, at almost three kilometers elevation. While the waterfall hike was a half day trip, Triund is a full day hike. Not super hard, but not easy, either.

holi me

Holi, the Hindu color festival, is coming up. People will get each other really colorful. Oh wait, it's today.

gotcha gotchme

Above, happy Holi casualties.

house

We go up and up and up. And up. This is an empty house. Take note -- this theme will recur in a later post.

tea house to triund

Halfway to the top we encounter a fully stocked shop. Just about everything you could want, right now, is here.

above tea house 1

Above the shop, some pack animals carry people's stuff. They obviously aren't as strong as us. Or maybe they are going on a longer trip. The people, I mean, not the animals.

view from triund hike

Somewhere on the way up we saw views like this. We started somewhere below. We aren't at the top yet.

big perty flower

We continue to go up... and find things big and small.

snowball fight! almost there

There are no wild ponies. But it is getting colder, and there is snow to be found and snowball fights to be had.

triund top

Finally, we reach the pass, and have arrived at Triund, tired and happy.

welcome

We understood that people would have food and chai for us at the top, so we didn't bring food. We're hungry, and order lunch from this guy. He's totally nice, and makes some mean daal.

happiest puppy evah

He's got a cute dog, who must be the happiest puppy ever.

monk tea

I have some chai with some monks who are also out on a day hike. The monks are everywhere. I think they are something like really wise college students. They are here to study, learn, and enjoy life, but probably don't get into all the trouble that most college students do.

later

The monks are from Tibet, Inner Mongolia, and elsewhere, and live in various parts of India. In McLeod, you're likely to be sitting next to monks in internet cafes. That's the kind of place this is.

its the top

As you can see from this picture and its background, you can go up, but you can always go higher.